Uzbekistan are making their debut appearance at the World Cup Finals.
They are my official favourite underdogs.
It's a beautiful country:
I took these photos during the Napoleonic Wars
when I was working as a butler/runner to Sir Billy Himalaya.
Sir Billy had been appointed 'Emergency Viceroy of Uzbekistan and all her bits'.
His predecessor, Lord Henry "Jonty" "Fishface" Bassington-ffrench,
had his tenure cut short following a scandal involving a local punkah wallah chappie.
Lord Henry had been left with little choice but to return to London in disgrace
and join the Cabinet.
He still lives in Chelsea...with the punkah wallah chappie.
I believe it's considered quite normal these days
C'mon you White Wolves!
regards
Titus
Ah, the memories.. Best butler I ever had. Brings tears to the eyes, but that's probably the cocaine. Stiff upper lip, eh what..
ReplyDeleteWe could have made a home there...but Borneo beckoned...
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