Jokes are shit...right?
Apologies if you have heard this but I have a German wife and I like it.
Via German comedian (is that an oxymoron?) Henning Wehn.
From memory...
An English couple adopted a German baby.
They named it Hans.
The boy flourished and he was loved and well cared for.
One worry...by the age of four Hans had never uttered a sound.
His adoptive parents were perplexed.
One day, at dinner, Hans said "This soup is tepid"
"Oh my God, Hans...you can talk!,
why have you never spoken before?"
Hans said:
"Up until now, everything has been satisfactory"
regards
Titus
I personally like his humour. I've seen Henning Wehn on TV and heard him recently on Radio 4, very dry witted. Having said that most jokes are shit. What I'm really waiting for is your reply to EOTR regarding the latest instalment of the CDs are dead saga. See what you started!
ReplyDeleteBy the way why are the Polizei arresting the late John Thaw?
ReplyDeleteHeinrich XIII (how coincidental is that!?) He did side work as John Thaw's stunt double
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