My Great (x50K) Uncle Thug invented music just over a million years ago.
He would bang on some wood with another piece of wood...rhythmically.
It annoyed the neighbours who would bang on the adjoining cave wall.
So he invented that too.
You can still hear his music coming from VW Golfs.
He never received a penny in royalties.
The family is still embroiled in legal disputes to this day
which have dragged on for just over a million years.
In 1966 time travellers travelled back in time
to film the documentary 'One Million Years B.C.'
They were looking for extras and my Uncle Thug volunteered.
He played a supporting role alongside Raquel Welsh's bra.
The documentary proved, once and for all, that dinosaurs and humans
did, in fact, co-exist (at the same time) but didn't mix socially.
regards
Titus
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