My Great (x50K) Uncle Thug invented music just over a million years ago.
He would bang on some wood with another piece of wood...rhythmically.
It annoyed the neighbours who would bang on the adjoining cave wall.
So he invented that too.
You can still hear his music coming from VW Golfs.
He never received a penny in royalties.
The family is still embroiled in legal disputes to this day
which have dragged on for just over a million years.
In 1966 time travellers travelled back in time
to film the documentary 'One Million Years B.C.'
They were looking for extras and my Uncle Thug volunteered.
He played a supporting role alongside Raquel Welsh's bra.
The documentary proved, once and for all, that dinosaurs and humans
did, in fact, co-exist (at the same time) but didn't mix socially.
regards
Titus
don't laugh titus.
ReplyDelete25 years ago i was having drinks with an attractive woman who was a teacher - and she argued just that.
didn't she - esp as a teacher - believe in physics, geology etc - all which place the world a wee bit older?
"no, this 'evidence' is just god testing our faith"
what a petty and deceptive personality for (a) God.
could no longer find her attractive in spite of our following the same band on multiple nights...
back then she was a weirdo.
now there's a 4(capital)-letter name for this very magically-thinking, loud minority!
mL
Bill Hicks used to do a routine about dinosaurs in the Bible :)
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